This therapist never had an awkward moment. I'm pretty blunt, and apparently she is too.

My old therapist. There were many. He was an awkward person in general, but you add the fact that we are both young and opposite genders, it made it even more awkward.

- The time he asked me what it looked like to see my stray cats water break.
"Did it make a popping sound"? "You don't want to know" "I feel like I have to know, I mean I'll be a dad someday". So I spent ten minutes explaining to him about what it's like for waters to break all the way to delivery, in any animal (or human), I got to the part about the umbilical cord. He asks "so do you cut it for the cat"? I respond "No... she chews it". He almost passes out on me. It was then I realized I just gave my therapist the sex talk. (this wasn't during a session, we spent a lot of time together outside of sessions).

- The time me and the women in the office were talking about breast feeding and he became so enthralled he had to step away for five minutes to call his mom, to ask if he was. He came back reporting "She did for two months, but then fed me soy formula".

- The time my brother accused us of sleeping together.

- The time he asked me if I 'touched myself'.

- The time he called me out for "flirting" with another client.