I like poems and I like this one. Does anyone else have any funny poems?

Monday's child is red and spotty
Tuesday's child won't use her potty
Wednesday's child will not be fed.
Thursday's child won't go to bed.
Friday's child makes lots of noise
Saturday's chld breaks all his toys.
And the child that is born ont he Sabbath day
Is a pain in the neck like the rest, OK?

alice