These are great! I'm LOLing.

My first T had a leather love seat and I moved and it made a really loud noise and I turned beat red and said THAT was the chair!! She laughed so hard.

Another time, we were discussing my ED and she asked if I took laxatives. I said yes, sometimes but they're horrible. And she said Stinky?! I was like WTF yes! and she turned red. LOL

This T made a comment about me being anxious and I said yes, she said do you sweat? I noticed my pits were really gross through my shirt. Ever since I keep my arms down and layer my clothes.

We haven't had much for sex talk. I can talk about it if it's not about me. When I told her my 6yr old was asking questions and I wasn't sure what to say, she made some suggestions and all I could think was "well you have 6 kids so you're a pro at this." then all I could think was how on earth did she find time & energy to MAKE 6 kids. She also told me she didn't think she was done at 6, so all I thought about was geez, she must be energetic

I've never actually said those things out loud to my current T. I tend to turn red very easily and I look like my head is going to explode lol.