hey friend i called & left a message on your voicemail but your jerky butt of a husband said he was too lazy & stupid to find a pen & paper to write a note & then doubted he would have enough brain cells to remember it...so i am calling you again (long distance i might add) to remind you to check your other voice mail)

hugs & kisses

me

(but this is just me with my snarky sense of humor & low tolerance for pompous idiots)