These are so funny

Our most awkward moment was when she came and sat by me on the couch and held my hand. I have a phobia of human touch, so I started shaking and not being able to breathe or think and pretty soon I fainted. When I woke up in her arms, but I wasn't sure if I should sit up so I was like "can I sit up or should I lie here?" and she laughed and said I could sit up. That was pretty awkward.