After having fought several rounds with the nasty little critters last year, I thought I had finally won. Now I've got them back!!!! You can't swat them because they're too fast and insect spray doesn't seem to bother them. You throw out every bit of food and get rid of everything remotely damp and the little buggers still seem to find SOMETHING to exist on!!!!! ARGH!!!

So far, there's only a few whizzing about my kitchen sink... which BTW is empty and clean!!

Now talk to me about their larger cousins, THE FLY!! I have a swarm floating about in my front room... ONLY because I left the screen door open for about five minutes!! Right now, I have enough insect spray to get rid of these, but next time I open the door, I'll have a fresh, new batch! WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?????

Someone asked not too long ago who you would like to have dinner with, dead or alive. I vote for PANDORA! Why in the bloody hell did she have to go open that box?????????