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- you "steady" the car so it doesn't spook at a plastic bag blowing down the road
- you buy carrots and apples in bulk
- you're feed bill is greater than your grocery bill
- you'd rather clean stalls than the house
- you schedule social events around the horse show schedule
- the only time you wear anything other than jeans or breeches is the annual horseshow award banquet
- you can quote your horse's pedigree for ten generations but don't know your own great-grandparents' names
anyone have any they'd like to contribute?
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