Before I lost my insurance a couple of months ago, I was covered by a company that my T greatly dislikes and had been on his case already several times about me even though I'd only been seeing him a few months. I was in a session where we were talking about an arrangement for me to keep seeing him even though I'm not covered and I said, "Well, one bright spot in this for you is no more dealing with [insurance company] about me" and he flung his arms out to his sides and looked to the ceiling and rather dramatically proclaimed "HALLELUJAH, I hate those people!" Probably a you-had-to-be-there thing but it really cracked me up.

Chopin your first story especially made me laugh, your T sounds like she's a cute and funny person