I probably need to start a new thread: "Really smart T stories" thread because I probably made my T look like an idiot, but she's not. She's actually extremely intelligent and very caring and loving. She's by far the best of the 3 T's I've seen!! I love it when she's goofy, because I tend to be the "straight (wo)man" with a dry sense of humor so we play off each other.

Although I've got one more...

Last session, when I came in, T asked me about my kidney stone. I assured her I was in no pain, then she blurted out, "Does it burn when you pee?" I said no. The session before, she told me the story of when her H had one, so I'll blend that story with what she told me this time. "My H had his kidney stone when we were on vacation. He woke me up moaning and groaning. I kept asking him if he was okay and he would say he was fine. Up and down to the bathroom moaning and groaning, telling me he was fine. I got fed up and said, 'We're on vacation for pete's sake, so you need to either let me take you to the hospital or just shut the hell up.' That's when he fainted."

Needless to say, that's when they went to the hospital.

So after they returned from vacation, he passed the stone and put it in an empty pill bottle. He took their daughter along on the ride to the doctor's office to give them the stone for them to analyze. "My daughter wasn't ADHD, but she was a busy child. She grabbed the bottle, opened it and said, 'Daddy what's this? Oh, it's a rock.' and proceeded to throw it out the window. H had to call the doctor's office to say, 'Never mind.'"