your house is filled with horse bric a bric---statues, lamps, rugs, blankets, pictures, etc.

Note: I had a friend who bought a horse but didn't want her parents to know, because she was working at a mental-health clinic and wasn't making a lot of money. She did have to also spend oodles boarding it. At any rate, she had pictures of the horse around her apartment. When she knew she parents were coming to visit, she would hide the horse pictures and replace them with pictures of dear old mom and dad. I thought that was a hoot--or a whinny?