...some weird movements in the brain these last couple of days, strangely authoritative comments about....of all things??

Alcohol..

some dramatic reconstructions of past alcoholic adventures minus the anguish...!!
Oh how convenient...
Mr Alcohol only wants to be remembered for his kind heart and playful nature.
what an interesting development....and am I surprised??
Well nope. I will have many discussions with Mr Alcohol....after all, he is my business partner in my struggling little company.
certainly not a silent partner!

It will be interesting to see what I do regarding Mr Alcohol's suggestions?

....sober today