I was speaking with dubblemonkey last night and he was mentioning that he saw his inner baby lighting a cigarette and opening a bottle of tequilla, and had no clue what this represented about himself. I asked a few probing questions about the brand of cigarettes and bottle of tequilla, and fortunately both were of high quality. I said this is all good!! It tells me the fact you have such good taste in booze and cigarettes that you have a pretty thoughtful and intelligent inner baby. One that is wise beyond his years and likes to contemplate life, provided his inner baby doesn't take a turn for the worse and turn into a chain smoking, booze addicted inner baby.

Dubblemonkey asked if I had an inner baby, and I said of course I do. We all do. I said my inner baby just isn't as intelligent as yours is. Mine likes to sit around wondering why other birds can't talk like that big bird on sesame street.

Does everyone agree that dubblemonkey's inner baby is wise beyond his years? Feel free to share your inner baby stories?

The other weird thing is my inner baby is trying to find his inner baby and doesn't realize he is the inner baby.. Is it possible for an inner baby to have an inner baby? I don't think so..