84% sociopath
62% impulsive

But I personally think the "Are you a kitten or a puppy?" test results are much more promising, especially in a clinical setting. Maybe I'll print them out and bring them to my next therapy session to discuss with him.. we've been taking it in turns to seek reactions from the other.

"You are a kitten.

You are playful and sweet, but you also treasure your alone time. You're pretty independent, and you resent anyone trying to tell you what to do.

You don't get bored easily. You are quite good at entertaining yourself. Deep down, you are quite sensitive and intuitive. You are less standoffish than you seem."