...sometimes my imagination gets me by surprise....today in the shower as the hot water suddenly cut out! (not that I need hot water, so bloody hot in Australia).
I thought, what I really need is a stunt double, like they have in the movies.
Another me that I can send out into the mad world to do all my crap for me!...deal with all the pain, worries, stress, dis-appointments and bull**** ...whatever?

meanwhile I can be calm and peaceful in my own little fantasy world.
my stunt double can later report on all the crap it dealt with but I don't get affected!!....yay!

ridiculously unrealistic but disturbingly necessary most days