With a boyfriend like that, who needs enemies.

After many years I learned to not take **** like that. Either he wants to be with you or he won't.

There's nothing more unromantic than "I love you baby, I miss you baby, take me back."
This is how I respond: Shoulda known those things before ya left me baby, but you didn't. Will you ever know it, unless our relationship is in that excited faze of jeopardy? You should realize how much you care for someone when they are there, as much as when they are not there.

Be strong, you deserve better. This is a time when pride is good.