OMG...I think if my T ever passed gas in session, I would just fall right off the loveseat in shock. She seems to be prim and proper when it comes to bodily functions. Then again, I've been taken aback twice by her (I'm no prude, but I'm used to her being one):

The day she blurted, "So does it burn when you PEE (her emphasis)?" in relation to my kidney stone.

The day she was sick with a stomach bug and kept rambling on about stuff. She said, "Wow, I seem to have diarrhea of the mouth. I guess I just have it coming out of both ends today!"