I swear I am getting dumber and dumber as the days go by. I feel simple and sometimes just plain retarded. I was first mad that my hubby was late. Then he was cheating (in my head). Then he died in a car accident (in my head). Then he texted me and said he was in the ditch, to which I got mad...how dare he be late, get out of the ditch and get home!!! In my mind I was like, is he really in the ditch or just saying that....he texts me to come get him...So did he put himself in the ditch just to make it look real to me?...He asks me to call his friend to come help pull him out...Oh he really wants to make it look good, doesn't he? He finally texts and says he is on his way home. FINALLY!!! He comes in and his feet are frozen and the rest of his body is numb. Was he lying? NO. All this chaos in a matter of 2 hours.