Heres mine...

Wow im achy i really need to get a new mattress ah man its freezing let me just turn on the heating ooooh the floors are cold but i can't find my slippers anyway im more hungry than cold im gunna go heat up some pizza oooh this is tasty who would think mushrooms taste so good after being in a microwave for four minutes oh god now im thirsty but i only have pepsi wow this really isn't a healthy breakfast i should go for a walk but its all slushy and slippery outside mmm i wanna get dressed and go see jake but again its too cold out urgh now i wanna cut and don't know why lets see if i have some ice to help pass the urge oop no but i do see ice cream and you can't eat ice cream without watching scrubs man zach braff is an old looking fella i can't believe the dude who plays turk cheated on his wife why can't life be more like scrubs...

This is as far as got in 2 minutes im a slow typer. Couldn't be bothered using any form of punctuation whatsoever either...not sure what topic i could write about after reading back on my ramblings.....mmm.....