Funny . . . I recall the cartoon Cathy and her troubles folding fitted sheets. Oddly, I never found it difficult! Nor is putting them on very difficult. (Though, in all fairness, my mom used to complain about it.) Duvet covers . . . what's the big deal?!!

What I really want the Onion to answer is, can Mitt Romney sing the Osmonds as well as Barak Obama can sing Al Green? Now, there's something all journalists should be concerned with . . .