When people justify their bad behavior with whatever they were diagnosed with.

Back in 2003, I walked into my ex-girlfriends' mom's house to pick her up for a date. Her mom greeted me at the door and apologized for how messy the house was. Well, sort of. I went into her daughter's room and waited for her to get ready.

Her mom poked her head into the room and said, "aren't you going to vacuum?" Keep in mind that I had only started dating her daughter for about three weeks.

I smiled, saying, "I'll be gone in about a minute or so." Her face disappeared again and less than 20 seconds later, she started throwing whatever clutter was on the floor in my direction. She started screaming at her daughter that all the guys she dates are 'ungrateful ****s'.

My ex appears, grabs my hand and we leave. She's not even ready yet.

"I'm bipolar, you know! It's not my fault", she screamed as we made it out the door.

Really? Really? I've never thrown **** at anyone.