Dear T -

I'm pretty sure you don't email. In fact, I usually LIKE that you don't email, because if I were a T, I wouldn't email because so much can be misconstrued via emails.

But today, just for today, I need to write to you and you need to tell me how to proceed. I NEED YOUR HELP. I don't want to call your stupid voicemail and have you call me back late tonight - that is not going to work out.

Please read my mind and call me with your email address. That's not a lot to ask, right? I don't want to wait until next week to deal with this!

- winter