I'm pissed off at you right now, and you know what? It feels amazing!

And, to be really honest, I don't think you're doing your job very well. I don't need to pay for someone giving me advice I could've gotten from a talk with friends or family.

Just screw you, and your cruise, and your boyfriend, and your irresponsibility and incompetence.

I hope this negativity will last over the three weeks. As of now, I don't miss you at all! Amazing!