Glad you laughed Hank...here's another.

I overheard this conversation between H and SIL recently:

SIL: Well, she tried to shoot me too!
H: At least you were in a car when she shot at you.

H was running across the yard when MIL shot at him. He said until that moment, he didn't realize that he could de-materialize and re-materialize in a safe place!