Oh, we like to wear clean underwear
To leave the house without it we wouldn’t dare
Because for hygiene we truly care
We always wear clean underwear

The farmer in the dell makes the cornstalks bloom
But he’d never leave the room without his Fruit of the Loom
The policeman he may catch a thief,
But the lawyer can’t go to court without his briefs

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The prima ballerina does a pretty dance
But she’d shock the audience without her underpants
In school we learn our ABCs
But you won’t get far without your BVDs