I was walking down the road this morning, and some guy jumped out from behind a fence. Couldn't see his face, he was wearing a balaclava.. He shouted "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio!" and ran off

After that I decided to take the bus home, and at one stop he jumped on.. He shouted "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio!" and ran off again.

Well I got home, and after a while I looked out of the window, there was that man again! He shouted "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio!" and ran off..

I'd had enough at this point so I called the police and told them I had a stalker. "Can you tell me anything about him?" They said

I replied "He reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio"