I mentioned this almost happened to me a few days ago! I'm sure it will be alright.

Dear T,

Sometimes when you ask me questions about things I feel like it's because you don't believe my stories. Maybe I'm just paranoid. Maybe I should try to stop reading into everything you say and do... but it only seems fair, and it's just what I do.... Also, did we have a weird mom transference/counter-transference thing going on the other day? You seemed strangely affected and even hurt when I said something about my mom, as if I was saying it to you... strange, seeing as you usually don't like my mom. ahhhh, HERE I GO AGAIN!

also... really want to ask you how many clients you have right now. You keep making reference to being so booked up, I have to wonder... Also, when do I leave the "new client" status? Five months? Six months? A year? I am sick of being new.