My mother: you ruin all our holidays (her and my father) by getting sick.

My mother: you know too much about these illnesses and read too much about them (subtext: you're acting).

My friend, when I was in hosiptal: I can't go on our group holiday if you are going because it will not be a holiday for me (I sort of see her point).

Another friend: my mother says I should stop hanging out with you.

Yet another friend: you're a psycho (never spoke to me again).