the pope came to England on holiday, on the last day he is waiting outside the hotel. when his shoufer driven lomosine pulled up he asked the shoufer "can i drive us to the airport please?"

confused the shoufer asked why,

the pope replied "because i am so special i am not allowed to drive at home, everyone tries to protect me, but i love driving, i just want a bit of independance back, oh go on , pleeese"

the shoufer thought for a while, then agreed. so the pope got in the driving seat and the shoufer went in the back.

all was well, they hit the motorway, the pope put his foot on the accelerator, the speedo soon was topping 110 miles an hour.

they passed a police car who flashed them to pull over. on doing so the pope wound down his window and stuck his head out to talk to the officer..

the officer was a newbie, so he radioed in for advice, "i have just stopped a lomo doing 110 on the motorway, what should i do?"

"book him"

"book him, i 'm not sure I should do that"

"Why ever not" the controller replied, "he was breaking the speed limit by miles"

"well I think he is rather an important person" the officer said

"how important"

"oh, very important, maybe the most important person ever"

Well who is it"

I think it may be God"

whatever makes you think that"

well he has the pope as his shoufer!"