i'm not trying to be clever or unsympathetic, this is genuine. once upon a time, I grabbed a box of candy bars and a 2-liter of coca cola and locked myself in the bathroom. I was oriented only by the light under the door crack. this all happened when I was younger. well, younger than just what would make that statement technically accurate. it happened years ago

my roommate knocked on the door after two hours, then magically and wonderfully stopped caring for a whole day. After that point he said, 'i hope you feel better soon or just feel better whenever' not even being dry or funny, though looking back, I think it was funny, he thought it was funny, maybe you'll think it's funny, I said, 'when I feel better, I'll feel better than anything you've ever felt because I'm guaranteed karma for this. I'll be masturbating in the living room in no time'

'Tis true.

You're bipolar, you'll feel better again. And you'll feel better than most people can even conceptualize feeling better. your brain gives you karma for this.