IQ: Notz is saying that she doesn't like you calling yourself names.

I am so sorry you aren't able to use your laptop. I know you are strapped for cash right now. Does a local library have computers you could use? Then you could get on for a little bit. Then you could look into cheap replacements. Check if your area has a freecycle.com. The one around me has people asking about computers and other people replying (and they are free- hence the name).