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Originally Posted by My kids are cool
Nah. I live in almost the smack dab middle of the country and I've never heard that one. I always heard, "if wishes were horses, beggars would ride."
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Hmm... I don't think I've heard the wishes and beggars one either! Maybe I'm just colloquially challenged. 
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Conversation with my therapist:
Doc: "You know, for the past few weeks you've seemed very disconnected from your emotions when you're here."
Me: "I'm not disconnected from my emotions. I just don't feel anything when I'm here."
(Pause)
Me: "Doc, why are you banging your head against the arm of your chair?"
Doc: "Because I'm not close enough to a wall."
It's official. I can even make therapists crazy.
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