Uh-oh. The shelf in my bathroon with the 12 naked rolls of TP is like the neatest most organized spot in my house! Here I thought I was doing something right for a change! Well ya know what? IT WORKS FOR ME! Your big-mouth buddy is not invited here! But you are - as soon as I clean up the rest of the place! People asked me what I "did" for my 60th birthday - hey, I survived, that's what the H I did. I'm happy I read this, you all are very eloquent in describing the subtle nuances of these mind games.