Our landlord said he was going to come visit the house and take pictures so he could see if there was any maintenance that needed doing. I decided I was going to clean the house, top to bottom, and surprise him with what model tenants we were. One night, my boyfriend walked into the hallway bathroom around 4am and found me kneeling on the floor completely naked, talking to myself a mile a minute and scrubbing the baseboards around the tub with a toothbrush.

...I don't actually remember why I wasn't wearing clothes, just that it made perfect sense to me at the time not to have them on. I hadn't slept in about three days at that point.