Uhm, I ran across a racecourse topless a few times before dx, not during races, but there were people. My friends thought it was hillarious, especially the guys. I also used to get a kick out of flashing old men who sat at their windows
Post dx? 1 time, around 2am, I waited for my bf to turn onto a mountainside road ( where he couldn't stop or pull over) I proceeded to undo his pants, get ontop of him and have my way with him
I'm quite tiny, altho I still can't explain how my leg fit between his seat and the door, or how my other leg fit between the seat and the gear lever

also, I had to duck a few times if a car behind us got too close
Lucky for me, he's a great driver
on a side note, I'm straight but develop girl crushes when hypo, weird.