um, yeah...I still feel the same way after reading through all the comments.

You want a girlfriend, don't want sex, and are too awkward to strike up a normal conversation...I see...

You know nursing homes are always looking for a striking young man to visit the elderly. Or go to an animal shelter and pick out a sweet old dog, they can't talk but it sounds like you're just looking for a companion.

Can't think of what else you can do that doesn't require a whole lot of effort.