I don't have the patience to sit around & talk to everyone today, nor the patience to actually read what everyone has said, so my response may not be relevent or touch on anything important having been said here:
Possibly you might be a malignant narcissist, seeing as you're a helluva lot more entitled than I am. That's the factor that ruled out NPD on me. Or alternatively... You're just manic & only pointing out the aspects of your personality that fit you trying to diagnose yourself. You're a bit more than curious if you're posting about it every 5 minutes.