I always tell the alarm clock to shut the f up. Like it just has a mind of its own and goes off just to piss me off. I hate waking up. Sleep is peaceful. When I can get some, I just dont ever want to wake up. haha

I also have a bad habbit of sticking my hand under the hot water that I swear could boil your skin off the bone. I curse the damn water all the time. Even though Im the dumb *** who keeps sticking my hand under it to test it. I do it often, just absent minded a lot I guess.