Welcome to the club, kinda not really, if you know what I mean. It's tough not being able to enjoy your birthday or holidays like a normal person, because you know it means you'll be getting a phone call from Jabba the Hutt, and who wants that? someone who would eat you alive. Actually I call her that because one time I brought her to a T session, and T asked her, "Hasn't hankster been a good daughter to you?" and Jabba... er, I mean, mother answered, "DAW-TUR?" like she never heard the word before. It's true, she never says it. But they will eat you alive if you let them.