where do ya' get one of them?

...have a great day to, or night? gma....I don't know, this Earth round spinning thing!

....I was workin' outside today where I live, several apartments there, I wasn't bein' nosey but the alcoholic eye is a legendary thing.
walking past someones kitchen window, I glanced and spotted a bottle of scotch sitting calmly on the counter....keeping to itself...not causing any trouble at all...what a nice bottle....friendly bottle of scotch there
it was a warm day...gentle breeze....birds tweeting occasionally...a butterfly alighted on a flower beside me....a nice cat stretching in the sun, purring!....a mermaid in the neighbours pool, topless like they do?....all fairy tale like!

and this bottle of scotch presented itself with such innocence, parked on the counter in amongst the other utensils....harmless as a potato masher...serene as a cookbook on the counter there....a fridge magnet?

...it was hypnotic and I was transfixed for at least one tenth of a tenth of a second as I strolled past and took in the scene.

"what could possibly go wrong?"......said the little boozey dude on my shoulder....whispered in my ear.... little sober dude on the other shoulder even peeked around to comment all dreamy like..."hey boozey dude....what?, umm...I mean...hey what was that?.....huh?"

it was amazing when I returned to REALITY...if I put that liquid into my mouth and the fairy tale day will go all to hell in an express train!
...now, not every day is a fairy tale...not even close....and I never even liked scotch anyway.

just phenomenal this alcohol stuff! it's hard for my sober brain to see the danger sometimes ...so gotta be careful.