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Old Mar 22, 2012, 07:23 PM
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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!


Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!

Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.

Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
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iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again
Thanks for this!
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