this is a true story that happened last summer:

my family and i spent the whole day at a extremely busy water park, by the time we were all ready to leave i was tired hungry sunburned and sore. when we got to the hotel room i collapsed on one of the beds and refused to move until i had to go down to the front desk to ask for a cot, on the way back i got disoriented and went up to the wrong floor. then i knocked on what i thought was the room where my family was staying in a guy asked who's there? i said its your daughter open up, the guy opened the door a tiny bit and said: i don't have a daughter

i can only imagine that the guy thought i was drunk or high on something, talk about a derpy moment hahahahahahaha