Warning Buzzkill:
-Winning the lottery would be a burden. Think about how much time you would have to spend thinking about money. Do you find money all that interesting? (not just spending it - but thinking about money itself and all of its implications). And people who win often end very badly.

- paying the therapist keeps the client safe. Otherwise they are doing you a favor. Bad plan to get favors from a therapist.

- paying the therapist more than they ask - you are doing the therapist a favor. Bad plan.

-the idea of having one around all the time is so horrifying I cannot even address it

Buzzkill over.