I have to preface this by saying that I have more tattoos than anyone else I know. I collect them. It's been a whole year since my last one and I'm itching for another.

Well ... About 4 yrs ago, I was manic as all hell and thought it would be a great idea to get another tattoo. I was feeling especially self deprecating, so I decided to get the word "freak" stamped on the back of my neck. Well, between making this decision and getting there, I started to reconsider. The back of my neck was awfully obvious and I was working in a fairly professional environment at the time. I decided I would have to get it somewhere more discreet.

Arms were out. No room. Legs? Not blatant enough. I ruled out every logical place and ended up coming home with the word "freak" branded on ... My butt! Seriously.

It only took about an hour to regret that and its still the only tattoo I really regret but I understandably don't wanna go thru the pains to remove it. Still, good story for parties, huh?