Ugh. I've been googling the crap out of you and your wife. How can I hate someone I never met so much??? I hate how she looks. I hate that she doesn't have to work and her "job" is listed as "community volunteer" on one of her many board membership bios. I hate that she is then listed on linkedin as the office manager at your practice. I particularly hate that I am even interested in her and that I hate her. UGH.