O.o A husband is a lot like a toaster. Once they can't pop up anymore when it's time to deliver the goods, it's time to bring out the sledgehammer.

But, then again, it's JUST a toaster. You can always just get a new one and forget that there ever was a crisis....crisis....crisis...toaster...bread...CRISIS...O.o

Google first world problem memes...I think you could relate.