Oh God, this thread is right up my alley. I have about 30 "weird weird, just plain weird" thoughts per second. I'll try not to overshare.

Watching TV on mute while blaring music at the same time is a delightful activity. I highly recommend it. Makes the movie way more interesting, especially in the rare occasions that the music and the video sync and you get a music video out of it.

I'm not even sure what I'm watching right now, but I think someone was high when they wrote the screenplay. Seriously. There is a football with wings flying around right now. And people are cheering. WTF is this ****? I came up with a much better rock opera than this. I consider it a true shame that I can't really remember it right now. But trust me --- it was way better than a flying football.

I have thought about running my cat for president, but I don't think the American people are ready for such a progressive leader.

I think that's it for now.