I can't answer your weird question, but I can ask one of my own. For anyone with dentures: Have you ever accidentally spit out your teeth while talking with someone? My tops are rather loose (no $ for new teeth, and no bottoms) and I spit them out at my sister a few days ago... Almost lost them on a ride at Disney World, screaming...Had them fall out while I said Ahhh for the doctor....
, you know, little things like that.