It's no ****ing wonder no woman wants to know me and that I am destined to be forever alone. If I was someone else I wouldn't want to date me. My attitude is mostly sardonic; if anyone speaks to me I think they must be either insane, desperate for attention from anyone, or attempting to take the piss. I really have to push myself hard to work, take any form of physical exercise, and my personal hygiene sucks very large ****. I tend to perceive most people as contrived and phony, and I really don't think this is a delusion. I tend to keep people at a distance, as I really don't like the great majority of people.

I guess I'm a bald, fat, misanthrope whose only friend is food.

I don't love people, but I do love sausages.