Granite I am just starting to sort through this thread now. I do recall reading part of it yesterday and I was wondering (probably has been brought up by now) if you could go in there and blow your t out of the water by simply moving the chair to a place that you find comfortable? This is perfect because you don't even need to use words for this specific situation!

Oh it would just be so awesome if you could. I would do back flips for you.