You forgot to add to your list that you're intelligent & sensible (both evident in your posts here) and have a sense of humor (I use your update to indicate that: He who feared he would not succeed sat still.)

Intelligence, common sense, and humor trump all the negatives--the baldness, big nose, two chins, crooked teeth, and pot belly.

But the smell ... I suspect a lot of people might have a problem with the smell. And don't blame the sausage.